zeusyallday:

so airplanes officially banned tweezers. honestly i think anyone that can hijack an airplane with a pair of tweezers deserves the airplane

theglasschild:

do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual destruction

jasminedarling:

He was a skater goat, he said see you later, goat.

jasminedarling:

He was a skater goat, he said see you later, goat.

sniffing:

when you’re starving and a friend offers you a piece of their food

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sniffing:

when people tell you to eat slower or you’ll get a stomach ache

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usamericunt:

i went to target and for some fucking reason, they fucking put doritos bags in the same fucking shelves as the 3ds consoles, behind locked windows in the fucking electronic section ??????????????????

usamericunt:

i went to target and for some fucking reason, they fucking put doritos bags in the same fucking shelves as the 3ds consoles, behind locked windows in the fucking electronic section
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unhealthyfantasyobsession:

THE SHIP SAILS ITSELF

THANKYOU MISHA

unhealthyfantasyobsession:

THE SHIP SAILS ITSELF

THANKYOU MISHA

artandstuff1:

Cas scrapes his knee